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heylaughingboy:

I’m out of control.

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zell-dincht:

sapient-wartortle:

zell-dincht:

sapient-wartortle:

zell-dincht:

im hungry and havent eaten all day for the simple fact that i just don’t want to get up

I’ll make you a cheese toasty

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Nvm u suck

Source: zell-dincht
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  • Question: Summer is so hard for me, being a big girl. I'm constantly in a battle of hating to show my legs but not wanting to die of heat stroke. Any tips? - Anonymous
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    assholedisney:

    if you’re not wanting to show your legs because it makes YOU more comfortable, wear lightweight maxi skirts dresses and rock on

    if you’re not wanting to show your legs because it makes OTHERS more comfortable, tell the world to go straight to hell, wear what you want, and rock on

Source: assholedisney
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landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(via almostdragongirl)

Source: landorus
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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via almostdragongirl)

Source: amberisntacrayon
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Where is this from??

(via captainkirkjamest)

Source: turntopearls
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hipnerd:

This is the same man.

(via almostdragongirl)

Source: hipnerd
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zell-dincht:

sapient-wartortle:

trillslut:

My top 3 favorite tumblr shitstorms ever were the controversies around Frozen, Blurred Lines, and Same Love

Imagine being so easily offended by shit that you can so easily ignore

Dude look at my TL it’s hilarious

SAME LOVE THO

WHY WERE PEOPLE MAD ABOUT THAT

I STILL DON’T

??????

Source: trillslut
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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(via thedoctorandhisbigbadwolf)

Source: witchcraftand-wizardry
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